Karen Owens
First date with the guy I feel like I knew forever
Today, I met with a guy named Clayton on Tinder. He and I had been texting/messaging for a while and finally decided to meet up today. He...
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LOVE THIS LIFE WE LIVE
Celebrating our "ying-n-yang" shit
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OUR FAVORITE MEMORIES
We're pretty sweet. Here's the proof.
When we said "I love you," for the first time.
Our first kiss *fireworks emoji*
Sitting in the river with you on our first date.
Fighting Darth Vader in Las Vegas
Making applesauce with Sherri and Nana
Dancing in animal masks at the Wyakin Ball
"I will marry you someday."
Sammie running through the creek in Sandpoint
Watching everyone having a good time at our housewarming party
Taking our first picture together at the Caldwell Night Rodeo
Wii golf on the barn
Giving you my sexy photo book ;)
Shooting my first turkey!
That damn George Dickel and the Fletchers using the phone flashlights as headlights
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FAVORITES QUOTES
I FEEL LIKE EVEN A NAZI CAN APPRECIATE A GOOD SQUARE BODY CHEVY.
I feel like even a Nazi can appreciate a good square body Chevy.
IT'S EASY TO BE THE HERO WHEN THERE'S NO CONFLICT.
Clayton J Randall, Sept 26 2020
THE PENGUIN HAS THE TIME.
Karen M Owens, Oct 7 2020
PISCANGO!
Clayton J Randall, Oct 11 2020
IF I WAS A MOUSE, YOU COULD TOTALLY CATCH ME WITH PEANUT BUTTER... IF I WAS A BUFFALO, YOU COULD GET ME WITH PEANUT BUTTER.
Clayton J Randall, Oct 31, 2020
CAN I PLAY THE WEDDING SONG ON MY DUCK CALL AS YOU WALK DOWN THE AISLE?
Clayton J Randall, Nov 16, 2020
YOU CAN'T JUST START WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. YOU GOTTA GET THERE FIRST.
Clayton J Randall, Dec 7 2020
WITH A MOSIN, YOU COULD SOMEONE IN KUNA FROM HERE [EAGLE].
Clayton J Randall, Jan 22 2021
I BEND FORKS.
Clayton J Randall, Feb 1 2021
I'M ABOUT PUNKIN' THAT ASS, SON.
Clayton J Randall, Feb 9 2021
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD WITH CRACKERS? CHEESE, PEANUT BUTTER, AND BUTTER. ANY ONE OF THOSE THREE THINGS.
KO: WHAT ABOUT JAM?
CR: *LOOKS OVER SHOULDER* SO, THERE IS A DOOR. GET THE FUCK OUT.
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WHO JUST THROWS A TORTILLA OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE THAT?
Karen M Owens, Apr 10 2021
THE SITUATION HAS ARISEN... ARISEN?... AROSE... WHATEVER, IT'S HERE.
Karen M Owens, May 18 2021
CR: HEY, DID YOU REARRANGE THOSE [DEER RACKS]? KO: NOPE. CR: DAMN, I'M ARTSY AF.
Clayton J Randall, July 27 2021
WHAT IS THAT I HEAR? IS THAT OUR EQUITY RISING?
Clayton J Randall, Aug 15 2021
ARE PLATYPUSES STILL A THING?
Karen M Owens, Aug 15 2021
I'LL KISS YOU ON YOUR FACE... BUT I DON'T WANT YOUR CHEESE.
Clayton J Randall, Jan 2 2022
YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME... BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WELCOME.
Clayton J Randall, Feb 17 2022
I DON'T FUCK WITH FLORIDA.
Clayton J Randall, Feb 19 2022
*AFTER SEEING A POST ONLINE ABOUT A KID'S BROKEN ARM* SAYS SHE BROKE HER GROWTH PLATE OFF HER RADIUS... DOES THAT MEAN IT'S NOT GOING TO GROW ANYMORE?
Karen M Owens, Mar 24 2022
OH NO! MY SHARK COOCHIE!
Clayton J Randall, Apr 6 2022
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